Mercedes (Myriam Mézières) is an actress with a serious problem: she’s addicted to love. And compelled by the lust in her love to keep having sex with unsuitable men.
Like Johnny. Her North African lover cum stalker cum abuser. Ten times she’s tried to split up with him. And ten times he keeps snaking back, pestering her obsessively for sex, wanting to own her love as his own possession.
I can see why she wants rid of him. He’s a controlling oily oik. But although she keeps saying no, he keeps forcing his way into her face, her flat, her fanny
At this point in the film (about a third of the way through) I was really finding his obsessive controlling abuse of her quite unbearable.
The only way she could shake him off was to move into a hotel. But he still found her, and is knocking on the door, screaming abuse at her, telling her what a ‘salope’ (slut) he thinks she is.
And then, miraculously, he disappears; from her life, from the film. We never hear or see him again (thank god)
But then its Mercedes turn to become obsessive stalker. She starts giving a bloke in a suit the eye on the train. He gets off, and she gets off too, follows him through the subway, her stilettos click clicking in hot pursuit. She lures him back to her hotel room. And is stood up against him in her fur coat, stilettos, stockings. She wants him, the jammy bugger. How come gorgeous slutty women in stockings and stilettos never followed me off public transport lusting to get inside my pants? And he’s not even what you would call a stud. Just a boring journalist she seems to have this inexplicable needy immediate want for.
Mercedes: Are you going to love me?
Pierre: I don’t know. Maybe. We’ll see. Yes, I think so. And you?
Mercedes: Oh, yes.
Pierre: How do you know?
Mercedes: Because you kissed me between my legs
This is Mercedes problem, maybe even her pathology: the need she has to live her life between her legs. The absolute and total and all consuming desire to be eaten up inside her cunt. It seems she has to have the hot flame in her heart permanently lit by the fuck fuse in her fanny.
Otherwise she goes to pieces, to pot, goes potty, starts munching cornflakes. With the fuck in her fanny unused, and unfulfilled, the flame in her heart it seems, automatically atrophies, extinguishes.
She can’t cope, can’t exist. Her love (her lover, her Pierre) is not there. What will she do? What can she do? Except eat more cornflakes.
Oh, and sit on the sofa all day staring at the TV. Until that gets too mind numbingly boring and she has to restimulate herself in the places she knows, and loves, herself best.
Wanking herself into exquisite oblivion (possibly remembering, and fantasizing, about this dopey dork of a lover Pierre) But after the evanescent ecstasy of that has passed on, passed away, what next? Emptiness and loneliness again. Back to dry cornflakes again.
Anyway, Pierre has eventually returned. And she’s jumping all over him in her fur coat with nothing on underneath, totally starkers.
Yes, she is sick mate. Sick for you. Sick for love. Sickened by love and its (your) absence thereof.
Maybe this could be recalibrated as: sex is her sickness and love is her malady, her madness. Sex is her passion, but also her poison.
She’s lost her job as a theatre actress. Couldn’t remember her lines any more. So she’s off to a dirty dive to do a different kind of performing: strip tease in front of glassy-eyed goggling Arabs and Africans.
They silently stare at her doing this with a stuffed monkey.
He’s not a real monkey. And that’s not real tongues going on. Well, I don’t think the monkey is getting any pleasure out of it. But she seems to be enjoying fucking it up its arse, riding ontop of its floppy dong, having its rubberised plastic mouth rubbed up hard between her legs. Pierre happens to be spectating this fucky monkey malarkey at the back; but eventually, too embarrassed, he slips away. She was enjoying it far too much for his (and our) liking.
But she’s not embarrassed, far from it. Simulating hard-core sex with a toy monkey in front of a gaggle of gormless immigrants is nothing to be ashamed of.
She desires for her life to be in a state of acute aliveness. Not for her the loveless boredom of a chronic cornflake existence. She needs to have the love in her heart pumped up to hard on full out passion.
And the lover she loves should be equally as totally committed, absolutely obsessed (with, and about, her)
She’s got it bad alright. This madness she calls love. Although I can’t for the life of me see why she’s projecting all this mad passion on Pierre: he’s a sapless suit of a dried out mechanical middle man. I wouldn’t have thought he’s got any spunky spontaneous joy going on between his legs to give her. His centre of attention is all crammed up inside his dead headed cranium.
At this point, I was even vaguely wishing that oiksome arab Johnny would oil his sneaky snaky way back between her legs again. At least he was able to throw her flame about wildly and make her burn vividly back in to necessary life.
And, I think she’s realises, walking around the exotically and erotically charged Egyptian streets, that she’s barking her love up the wrong deadwood tree with this Pierre. Or maybe she’s simply become barking. As in quietly devastated, serenely desolated, by how the flame in her heart will soon be snuffed out through lack of vital, or genuine, reciprocation.
I don’t know how morally and mindly disintegrated she has become, and will continue to be, come the end. Maybe she will recover her (sexual) senses. Maybe her erotic passion has still more flames to burn. Maybe her cunt will find the right cock to heart with.
This film hasn’t had particularly favourable online reviews. Its been called a ‘ludicrous tale’, and Mézières’ overheated performance an embarrassment. I suppose that’s referring to the sofa wank and the monkey rumpy pumpy.
I can sort of see its not a particularly good film. There’s plenty that is cringily embarrassing about it. And yet I liked it. Probably because I like Myriam Mézières. There’s a kind of ugly vulnerability about her. Her mouth is a bit too full of her teeth, her smiles flop out lopsided, her voice makes what she says sound ungainly, look awkward. But she’s sexy as fuck. She exudes erotic appeal with every lurchful lust of her body. The simulated sex with the monkey was transgressively filthy. There’s something dirty about the desire she exhibits, and yet it also seems so natural in its playfulness, in its purity.
She’s a naughty girl is Mercedes (or do I mean Myriam Mézières?) A bad girl. A sex addicted slutty sad girl. And Myriam Mézières manages, for me anyway, to enrich Mercedes cunt with an emotional core. She’s the reason why I will no doubt be giving this film several repeat watches in the future.
Dir: Alain Tanner, Switzerland/France
It gets 7/10 purely on Myriam Mézières being Myriam Mézières.