Posts Tagged Alison Steadman

Life is sweet (1991)

Jane Horrocks virtually ruins this film with her nasal impersonation of a whiny cockney teenage bulimic. She’s like a nastier and unfunnier version of Harry Enfields spotty adolescent “Kevin”.

Other Mike Leigh films have suffered from actors getting too “stuck”. Instead of creating credible “characters” they slide into grotesque caricature. Timothy Spall in this film also overcooks the goofball eccentricities of Aubrey; his acting becomes parodic, becomes a “performance” of quirky mannerisms; he’s fallen flat into a 2 dimensional comedy sketch character from off The Fast Show.

Mike Leigh has to take the rap really; he’s allowing actors to become ridiculous. A serious failure of judgement is going on. When i first saw this film back in the early 90’s i had the same dismayed reaction to it as i have now. It was the first film of his where i’d thought, “No, this isn’t working – it’s crossed over from being comedy of cringe into simply being embarrassing. Not embarrassingly funny; embarrasingly bad”.

Even Alison Steadman resorts to the verbal mannerisms of roles she’s played before (ala Beverley in Abigails Party), doing her little this and little that… “Aww bless him”… “You’re jokin me“”….and “little” chuckly laughs, trying to make light, make trite of everything.

Jane Horrocks says “bollocks” alot, and needs boyfriend David Thewlis to do wierd sex on her. “Not again, it’s borin” he groans. “I’m not doing it then” she says. “Lie down then” he says. “You pervert”. Turns out she likes to be tied up to the bed and have chocolate spread smeared and sucked off her flat chest.

David Thewlis is about the only character that works, has authenticity. “I don’t want “it”, i want “you”. I want to treat you like a real person rather than a fucking shagbag” he says. “You’re a fake” he says.

He’s right. Not only not a real person. But not even a real character. A genuine fake.

Piss off then!” she snarls.

So he does. He leaves her.

I cheered him out the door

Dir: Mike Leigh, England

4/10

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Nuts In May (1976)

That’s the Pratt’s singing a song about “Going to the Zoo” to hapless Ray. They’ll want him to join in in a minute.

The Pratts are fundamentalist vegetarian clap-clappy Christians. Candice-Marie writes poems about “Flowers that gwow in spwing“; her Aspergerish Keeth is a humourless number obsessive bore.

Wish you’d stop wushing Keeth” cries Candice-Marie. “Keeth!” But he’s off to do number 8 on his guide book. He knows the Latin names for flowers. He records temperatures daily on a barometer. He chews his food 72 times. He reads The Guinness Book of Records in bed.

Kiss Pwudence” says Candice-Marie. Keeth kisses Pwudence. Pwudence is a glove puppet. Lights out. Life is retentively happy. It’s gonna be 10 days of anal bliss for the Pratts.

Except Finga turns up on his motorbike. With Honk. She’s wearing 5 inch platform heeled white boots.

Hey!, look at them bleedin blubells!” (immortal line that….Lol…)

Finga is an out of work Brummie “plastara“. Honk is a “clericull offisah

Finga gets his ball out. “Hey Honk, on yer head!… Honky!”

Keeth is not impressed. Disgusted he’s retired to his Morris Minor to read maps and fume.

Think he’s a bit of a nutcase” says Ray to Finga.

Not fair is it Keeth?” says Candice-Marie. Keeth is still fuming.

You can’t make a fire here” he barks. “Why nat?” says Finga. “Because you’re breaking campsite rules and regulations” insists Keeth. “How we sposed to cook our bleedin dinna then?” says Finga, “We’ve got sossyjizz”….. “I’m warning you” snarls Keeth, “Now be told”… “Mind yer own bleedin business” jabs Finga.

Keeth comes lunging at him like a maniac with a big stick trying to knock his thick Brummie block off. Then he blubs off into the woods. “Look at him, he’s bleedin crying now!” says Finga, frying his sossyjizz. “He’s cracked!” Oh shurrup!” says Honk.

I’ve seen this “BBC Play for Today” 4 or 5 times now – and it’s still making me laugh (or “loff”)

Grate innit?!” says Finga

Ar. It ay bad.

Dir: Mike Leigh, England

8.5/10

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Abigails Party (1977)

I didn’t laugh as much as i used to.

I might laugh if i were watching this with somebody who hadn’t seen it before – like say, a foreign language student. Show them how awful we English were (and still are)

It feels a bit dated in that slightly embarrassing 1970’s kind of way.

It’s mostly watchable still cus of Alison Steadman. She dominates every scene (the actor who plays her husband “Lawrence” in comparison,  is weak)

“Lawrence, don’t leave your bag there – purleese”

“Want me to make you a little sandwich?”

“Will you try this for me Ange – and i promise you Ange, you’re gonna see the difference – ok?”… “Just say to yourself, ‘I’ve got beautiful lips’ – ok?”

“Don’t get me wrong Tone”

“Would you like a little cigarette?”

“Lawrence, we’re not here to hold conversations, we’re here to enjoy ourselves”

“So purleese – do you think we can have Demis Roussos on?”

She’s gross as Beverley. But compelling. You can’t take your eyes off her every little facial tic, mannerism, gesture.

The kind of gross that’s got stuck in the mocking part of my brain for about the last 30 years.

Through close study of “Beverley” you could learn how to inflate your condescension; by deflating other peoples pretension.

In all sorts of awful “little” ways.

Dir: Mike Leigh, England

7/10

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