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Glue (2006)

Just the kind of film you’d expect Channel 4 to hide away at 2 in the morning: low-key low-budget Argentinian indie film.

Is “a teenage story in the middle of nowhere” (of Patagonia) gonna translate to elsewhere? Yes more or less. I can see 16 year olds in Manchester or Copenhagen identifying with Lucas , Nacho, Andrea.

Adolescents the world over go through the same growing-up pangs and pains; feeling confused, lost, awkward, angsty.

Lucas is a typical teen: hanging out with mates, experimenting with drugs , booze, sex. Trying to smoke. Having wanks. Biking aimlessly about. Starting up a band. Desperate to get fucked.

You can feel the heat scorching the grasses, burning the heat out of the dry dusty streets.

They drink nesquik. Sniff bags of glue. Hands go on one another’s cocks. There’s getting rat-arsed at the pub and fumbly snogging in the mens toilet between Lucas, Nacho, Andrea.

It’s all genuinely acted. I liked the haphazard warm glow of the digi camerawork capturing feelings of moments.

But a bit too adolescent-centric to compel my genuine interest. I’ve seen more than enough films now about self-centred teenagers.

Dir: Alexis Dos Santos, Argentina

6.5/10

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

First thing to say is: this film isn’t as good as i assumed it would be. Maybe i got caught by the hype and the hoopla when it first came out. No, i don’t think so. To be honest i can’t even remember watching it.

Quest to find a stolen sword with legendary magical properties “The Green Destiny”. The story is silly and slight. In this version voices have been overdubbed into American. I’d have preferred to hear in its original Mandarin with subtitles. Big Chinese cheesy soundtrack. The kind of epic romantic melodrama i rarely want to buy into. I don’t do grandiose spectacular blockbusters. (It’s probably cus i never got read to as a child – not even fairy stories)

Granted there are incredible action set pieces – as in “in-credible”; meant to be mythical, metaphysical, miraculous. Much whirling swirling super swordery and supernatural gravity-defying chasing and leaping about up walls, through trees, flying over rooftops.

Apparently the fight sequence “effects” had minimal CGi manipulation; all done with invisible wires and pulleys; and the fighting is less Martial and more like Art; like doing super-fast balletic dance on Whizz. You kind of marvel at the physical dexterity.

There’s about 5 or 6 of these choreographed scenes that grabbed my attention; the rest of the film was way above my head (Lol) – as in floating around somewhere that defied my English logic to comprehend. Far too comic-book, far too much super-duper derring do to be believable in any small-scale psychological sense i’m ever likely to encounter.

Dir: Ang Lee, Taiwan/USA

6/10

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Solaris (1972)

A ponderous film. Tarkovsky gives plenty of ponder time. Cus there’s never very much plot or action-narrative going on.

Tarkovsky’s beginnings are always visually compelling: here we start with greening and blueing nature, the earth exhaling mists, dandelions puffing off white heads, cuckoos, saturations of wateriness, miracle-seeming rain through sun, horses, humming bees; it all creates the effect of the Earth – planet earth that is – being a living being, a sumptuous sensual marvel.

At 40 minutes we finally lift off into Space; with minimal special effects we get transported into the strange and estranged world of Solaris ocean, somewhere distinctively Not-Earth.

Kris – the psychologist – has been rocketed up to find out what strange goings on have been going on. No space-suit.  None of that astronaut malarkey. He turns up in black leather jacket and tight fitting leggings.

On board the space-satelite is Snow – or “Snout” as it’s said in Russian; he’s also wearing a leather jacket (brown) and Sartorious;  he’s got the white jacket of a nutty Scientist on; Gilbarian has already topped himself. “This is all meaningless” he’s saying posthumously to video camera; but “it’s not madness, it has to do with conscience”.

The Solaris Ocean – being a thinking substance – has been emanating “disturbances”, materialising thoughts. Kris is soon having in existence his dead wife Hari (she killed herself 10 years ago) “Do you love me?” she’s immediately asking Kris. “Don’t say silly things” he replies. But it’s not silly. Turns out he’s resurrecting,or more precisely, replicating, her into life with (his) love.

Perhaps we’re here to perceive, for the first time,  humans as a purpose for love“  – which seems to be one of the central messages of the film.

What Man needs is man” seems to be another message. Not explorations into Deep Outer Space “out there” – but the Deep Inner Space within what it is to feel and be an earthly being.

Another message could be: “We need secrets to preserve simple human truths. The secrets of happiness, death, love” In other words there have to be necessary moral limitations to rational scientific “discovery”.

On some critics lists this one of the best Sci-Fi films ever made. Probably cus of it’s seriously committed tone, its exploration of ideas rather than robots blowing one another up. And of course you’ve got all of Tarkovsky’s spiritual iconery: beautifully seraphic women levitating like angels, sonerous use of J.S Bach, the watery world of lakes, rain, mists, the slow lingering of the camera searching significances of the natural world, sudden illuminations of light…etc blah….

But i got bored. Again. There’s always times in Tarkovsky’s films when i’m profoundly bored, and fast-forwarding through the many slow bits, the repetitive bits, the dead bits.

You’ll have to be in a state of devout meditative concentration – for 2 hours! – to watch this. Believing it to be seriously meaningful, spiritually significant.

I don’t have that belief anymore about Tarkovsky. Think i’d prefer to meditate on and in my own world. Listen to those birds outside my bedroom window.

Dir: Andrei Tarkovsky, Russia

6/10

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It’s Winter (2006)

And i guess also quite gloomy, with a lot of that melancholic Iranian fatalism going on.

There’s lots of serious moustache (men) and serious scarf  (women) in Iranian films. And alot of jacket (men) too. The kind of jackets you see in 2nd hand shops donated from recently deceased smelly old men.

The young “cheeky bastard” in this film has gotta find work. Cus he wants to get laid. He’s stalking a black burka-ed widow. As well as not getting laid he’s not getting paid either.

Then he marries the black widow. There hasn’t been any romantic development. It just sort of happens.

The point of the film isn’t romantic love. The point is to show how pointless life seems to be; especially when you’re young and you’ve got nowhere to point your purpose towards. You’re in Iran, where

Air is gloomy, doors are closed, hands hidden, breaths are clouds; people worn-out, heavy-hearted. It’s Winter“.

Sung sorrowfully over a train station scene of desolation at the end.

I don’t mind a sad bit of sorrow or a dark bit of despair  – especially if it comes beautifully wrapped up in soulful significance ala Tarkovsky or Kiewslowski.

But the cold wintery desolation in this film was a tad dull.

Dir: Rafi Pitts, Iran

6/10

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The Way Home (2002)

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Mother dumps kid up the mountain with Granny. Granny is a “deaf dummy”. She’s a bent over cripple with a stick.

The kid is spoilt brat with play station; he’s rude and disrespectful. He’s buzzing and beeping while simple soul Granny sweeps and sows.

Kid is a product of “civilization”: cynical, insensitive, selfish; Granny is a peasant of nature: soft, childlike, innocent.

Kid is gonna have to learn something to unspoil his selfish ways.

Kid carries on buzzing and beeping. Granny carries on silently sowing.

Play station runs out of batteries. Kid gets in a tantrum. Kid gets bored. Kid needs a good slap.

Granny carries on simply sowing.

He wants Kentucky fried chicken; she goes off and returns with a chicken clucking in a bag. “You don’t know anything” he shouts. Gets into another waily tantrum. Kid still needs a good slap.

Only she does know. Something. Which of course he gradually eventually gets.

He learns how to play. How to make friends. How to whistle a cheeky whistle. How to smile his lovely smile. How to be change from spoilt brat to sweet-happy little boy..

How to love his simple little Gran.

Intergenerational gentle comedy with a kind of winsome charm.

Nice but a bit predictable.

Dir: Jeong-hyang Lee, South Korea

6/10

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Beau Travail (1999)

You can like fav bits from a film like you like 2 or 3 tracks from a Cd. I’ve only kept this film because of the 2 minute dance Denis Lavant does at the end.

There’s not much characterisation, or dialogue, or plot. An impressionistic visualisation of life in the French Foreign Legion on the coast of Africa.

There’s a homeo-erotic subtext running right through; young naked men’s torso’s going thro masculine muscularity; there’s meticulous ironing going on, peeling of spuds – all those soldierly mind-numbing routines.

The African sun beats down. The sea is near to be stroked into.

Lavant is giving a ruminative voice-over commentary to thread some kind of coherence to what is going on. He gets jealous of a new recruit. Starts acting out as a bully. Gets drummed out of the Legion.

The final scene is that exuberant little dance he does to “Rythm of the Night” in a nightclub. Astonishing because so unexpected; this hard little man leaping about  like a gay ballet dancer. A brilliant flare up of crazy kinetic energy.

But this film isn’t really worth watching again. So i won’t.

Dir: Claire Denis

6/10

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Autumn Tale (1998)

With him there is no intellectual complicity, no affinity, or real tenderness” So says girl to her ex (Philosophy tutor) about her soon to be ex younger boyfriend.

Like with all Rohmer films there’s a lot of “complicity” going on. The weaving of head talk into intricate tangles of complicity.

The frizzy brunette in this film “Magali”- Beatrice Romand – was the little 16 year old frizzy haired charmer in Claire’s Knee. And – 28 years later – she still hasn’t found a boyfriend. Needs matchmaking help from best friend Isabelle. Who puts personal ad in the paper and then goes on the date herself to check out whether Gerard the suitor might be suitable.

Once again – as in virtually every other Rohmer film i’ve watched – it’s all about desperately finding the right mate to mate with, your “type” to type into the next perfect chapter of your perfectable life. A whirligig of emotional insecurity is spun around all the main characters – as if it were all so terribly significant. It’s de rigeur in a Rohmer film to be affectedly self-regarding about “affairs of the heart”.

Magali acknowledges that she “needs to meet a man, but i refuse to do anything about it” Which means she’s either very shy – or very frightened, or stand-offishly fussy. Thinks abit too much of herself. And when she does finally meet Gerard gets into a moody strop with the poor bloke.

Personally, i’d have dropped her like a ton of bricks. But he comes back looking for her. And all gets to be forgiven.

For all the so-called “complicity” going on – the Rohmer film world is suprisingly facile.

Dir: Eric Rohmer, France

6.5/10

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Lemming (2005)

A lemming gets stuck in the pipes under the kitchen sink. Odd thing to happen. But even odder things are gonna happen soon.

Your model married life as Mr & Mrs Suburbia is going to go seriously – and psychotically – awry.

Enter Charlotte Rampling with sunglasses and frown; a very volatile dinner guest. Chucks red wine over suave hubbies face. He deserves it – cus he’s been dicking with whores again (apparently) And tried to kill her once – about 20 years ago. She didn’t leave him cus she wants to “see him die“.

Rampling broods with frozen menace and malevolence. Tries to cop off with Laurent Lucas – but he resists (this scene turns out to be pivotal in a lot of the machinations of what happens later on)

You’re fine, I’m fine, everything is fine. Lets try and carry on as if nothing has happened.  Only it isn’t fine. The norm is gonna get ripped out of the bourgeoise normality; Rampling has turned up again – and blown her brains out against their bedroom wall.

The 2nd half of the film careers dramatically into supernatural suspense thriller territory. The actors start losing the moorings of their characters. Understandable i suppose given what Charlottes done to them.

Laurent Lucas does what he did in Harry He’s Here to Help; slides from Mr Decent & Regular into Mr Shocked & Very Worried. If you want slack-jawed incredulity and sweaty panicky anguish – he’s your man. Charlotte Gainsbourg is good at being Mrs Calm & Phlegmatic in the first half; but running off and shagging Ramplings hubby doesn’t seem right or to fit her character.

And the lemming? Omen of self-destructive, displaced, desperate, vulnerability i guess. Nothing in your life ever goes according to plan. You never know. What might turn up next. It could be harmless. Or it could be very hurtful. Destroy you.

Lemming gets dumps in the bin at the end.

Superior suspense souffle is how i’d sum this film up.

Dir: Dominik Moll, France

6.5/10

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You, the Living (2007)

I could see straight away this was the kind of film i needed to be drinking vermouth to and getting slightly pissed watching.

Still-life like set ups, static camera; watching and being watched. Deadpan misery going on. This reminds of that other master of mordant melancholy, the lugubrious Mr Kaurismaki.

Bleak tableaux of everyday despair.

I got bored.

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Giving it a second watch cus Guardian reviewers French and Bradshaw are crowing and glowing about it. Maybe i’m missing something.

I do like his method: no cuts, no tracking shots, no reaction shots, no jumping the camera all over the place.

The “composed” look of every scene is like looking into a Hopper painting: long rectangular lines and receding angles, giving a perspective that seems oddly askew; the stilled figures appear to be at arms length, as if removed into some kind of drably grey green banal hyper-reality (comedy is tragedy seen in long-shot said somebody)

Pithy, reoccurring, dialogue. “Tomorrow is another day“…. “Nobody understands me. Nobody likes me“…. “Take it easy“…. Everybody speaks as if downed by terminal glumness.

Some absurd set-pieces: old man on zimmer frame dragging his upturned dog along on leash; tuba-player annoying his wife (in pic above) and downstairs neighbours; his fat wife in tin helmet riding and moaning ontop of him, while he moans on about the state of his pension; the moody muslim barber’s sudden fit of pique.

At about 30 minutes, the film – or maybe my interest – starts running out of gas. The oom-pah-pah brass band music is too easy dolloped in – pathos undermined by bathos, to give a bit of an absurdist flourish, all too conspicuous – and obvious – reminders of the comic that’s supposed to be behind all this tragic.

“He really is very funny” says Peter Bradshaw in The Guardian. And on the Directors Commentary Anderson (say it “Andersschonn”) keeps going on about how funny it all is, chortling away to himself.

I didn’t find it funny. Not funny funny. It’s humour is more in the nature of absurdist ridicule; mixed in with a kind of gloomy compassion.

The pain and exposure of the little people” says Anderson. Where “Tomorrow is another day” Of nothing to look forward to. The same day as today. Endurable days made bearable by boozing, brass bands, or watching Roy Andersson films.

I liked the aesthetic guiding the film-making. But i didn’t like the film that much.

You, the living – are stricken with life; this melancholic malady.

Bearing and being human.

Yet more depressive fuel for pessimists.

Dir: Roy Andersson, Sweden

“Oompah, jumpah, stick it up your……”

6/10

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Time to Leave (2005)

It’s pretty boy Gaspard (Melvill Poupaud) from “A Summer Tale” cuddling up to his gran (Jeanne Moreau – abit of botox going on there) He’s now “Romain”, a gay photographer who’s dying from terminal cancer. Only 31.

He thought he’d tell his gran about it cus “You’re like me. You’ll die soon“. He wants to sleep sleep with her, even tho she’s naked. I assume – cus you don’t get to see – she lets him pop under the sheets with her for more cuddling.

He hasn’t told anybody else. Gets arsey with sister. Kicks out boyfriend. Carries on as per. Finally – with about half an hour to go – you see him being ill: a puke in toilet, head-banging the wall, rage-releasing, getting scrawnier and scruffier, shaving his pretty curly locks off.

I wasn’t that bothered – as in emotionaly involved – by his dying.

But the last 5 minutes of the film was worth waiting for.

He’s at the beach. Licking his last ice-cream. Swimming his last swim. Smoking his last fag. Taking his last picture.

The beach is emptying of life.

He’s laying his body down into the sand. Closing his eyes.

Waiting for the darkening of the sun into the sea.

Waiting for the waves.

Descending and dying into beautiful peace.

Dir: Francois Ozon, France

6/10

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