
You can go thro in and out phases watching a film. Well, i can. I did with this.
Feeling immediately engaged (blonde bimbo drunk on escalator goes under train), then sceptical (characters too scuzzy), then warming to it (characters anarchically comic) , then tiring of it (too many randomly “comic” acts of violence), then wanting it to be over.
Then starting to be intrigued again (what’s with the owl?). Then dismayed (will everybody just stop being so bleedin nasty!), then baffled (who is this blackly hooded person pushing people under trains?). Then eventually – and finally – had enough of being stuck down there. Wanting to come up for fresh air, for light.
“Down there” is the Underground (or the Underworld) of the Budapest Metro. And I’ve been in the exhausting company of the ticket “kontrollers” (inspectors); who fall face over tit into chips, gob on the tracks, insult one another, punch passengers or get punched. A bunch of itchy crotched sour faced “arse monkeys” is what they are (that’s them in picture above). “It’s like his shit smells better than mine” says one (2nd from right i think it was)
The fat gob of this film shouts at you in sinister, sarcastic, satirical overtones. It’s boorishly “at you” (Kusterica-style). There’s much manical mayhem and madcap chasing about. Things lurch on the verge of falling apart, veering out of “kontrol” (which makes the films title ironic).
“I’ll tell them you grabbed my tits” says a ticketless passenger with prominent busty substances.
In the first hour it was grabbing my balls all over the place. Giving them a queasy squeeze.
And then in the last part there’s the redemptive – but predictable – love story to soften things up, and all that misty symbolism with owls and hoodie guy to deepen things down.
But mostly it’s a “I’m gonna puke on your shoes” kind of film.
Dir: Anal Nimrod, Hungary
6.5/10









